Wee wee (pretty)

Oh, I figured out how Mommy gets to be so "wee wee" (pretty) each day. I knew she must have some secret because I have seen her in the night - and I'm tellin' ya, she's not lookin so hot....just sayin'. Anyway, before I get my little self into some trouble......    I caught her in the bathroom the other day and she pulled out this little black baggie full of "stuff" she was putting on her face. Note to self - check that out later.

So, I did. Mommy left the bathroom and went to the kitchen to bang things around (She does that a lot. Sometimes we end up with something yummy to eat. Other times, there is just a mess of bubbles and suds on the floor), so I had my chance to check out that black baggie. I found all kinds of cool things in there. Some fancy brushes to tickle my face with. Some powdery stuff that I wasn't sure where to put. Then I found it....JACKPOT! The tube of black stuff she put on that made her eyes just stand out. The only problem is that it must be the wrong size for my little hands or something because when I tried to put it on, I had it EVERYWHERE! On my hands, on my cheeks, in my hair. It had a little brush on it and Mommy usually brushes my hair, so I just got all kinds of confused! Blech! I hate yucky stuff on me. So when she came in with "that look" (you know what look I'm talking about - you were little once - and I know you got in trouble at least once)....I had to quickly plead innocent and complain about HER MAKEUP getting me all messy. What was she thinkin' leaving that stuff down here where little kids can get into it. That Mommy is SO irresponsible some times.

Now, each time I see her putting on that tube of black stuff - I warn her - "BLECH!" She had better be careful with that. It can easily get out of hand and make a mess. Probably not the look she's goin' for.

((hugs))
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